mcsweeney’s

Some short “humor” pieces I’ve written in my “spare time.”

if you don’t donate $2 to my campaign in the next 16 minutes, i’ll be forced to dive head first in front of this rickshaw

fuck you, i’m on a bike*

welcome to our apartment that is so much nicer than yours

*The editor-in-chief of Bicycling Magazine emailed me personally to say how much he hated this piece.